During the daylight hours, I leave my blinds open and let natural light shine through my apartment. Truth be told, i just prefer it to wasting electricity using lights when its not yet dark outside. Today was no different.
Out the window in my living room, I can see the patio of another apartment across the...idk, i'll call it a courtyard for simplicity sake.
I'm not 100% sure if anyone actually lives in that apartment unit. I never see anyone over there. And i never see the lights on in the living room. But recently, there's been a growing pile of junk on the patio.
I assumed maybe someone had moved out and the maintenance staff were doing a trash out and/or flipping the unit.
So imagine my surprise today when i'm sitting watching tv and i start seeing all these people climbing in and around the patio. There was one guy in particular that caught my eye. When everyone else had walked away, he hung around, looking very suspicious. Very shifty.
And then...it happened.
Homeboy whipped it out (and when i say out, it was ALL THE WAY out) and started peeing.
My blinds are all the way open!
Can you not see me seeing you?
And i'm no expert in public male urination but why does your WHOLE d1ck need to be out to pee?
Word to the wise, if you must pee in public, beware of open windows. Unless of course you have no shame.
I would make a pervy comment about my observation but i'm a good girl so i'll keep it to myself.