So i recently found out that work bae is cheating on me with damn near half the female staff at the job. Can u believe that? It was bad enough that he was claiming another girl in my department that had already left...but now im finding out that he's claiming several other chicks in our area that im cool with. Doesnt he know there are rules to this ish? If youre gonna be a workplace philanderer, you gotta limit it to one work-spouse and one work-side-piece per department! Jeez. I threatened to divorce him...but he's making it difficult for me. What a way to start the new year, eh?
***Before ya'll start getting any funny ideas, theres nothing going on for real with me and work bae. He has a boyfriend already.***