Thursday, May 29, 2014

My Confession, judge me if you must

I have had a majorly epic crush on Lil Wayne for years.

Yes, i said it. Lil Wayne. Lil Tunechi. Weezy F Baby, Please Say The Baby! Dwayne mutha luvin Carter!

Ever since i first caught a glimpse of him in Juvenile's video for his first single "Ha" back in 1998. Whats sad is Wayne was in that video for literally like half of a half of a half of a second. But that was all it took lol.

As soon as The Block is Hot dropped, i went to the Sam Goody in Roosevelt Field Mall and bought it with my saved up lunch money. On cassette. Talk about broke, i couldn't even afford a CD lol.

Back in those days when my walls were covered by posters out of Word Up, Right On, and Black Beat magazines, Wayne always had a wall dedicated to him in my bedroom. (The other three were Lil Zane- who was eventually replaced by 50 Cent, B2K, and the assortment wall lol)

Honestly the only thing keeping me from being a certified groupie and trying my hand at getting backstage is that this nigga is fertile as hayle. Got Trina, Lauren London and Nivea pregnant...and aint no tellin who else. I'm good on that. But honestly if he rolled up on me, i'd probably climb up on it. *rubs hands like Birdman*

Yes, i do have my Lil Wayne playlist on as i type this. And while i think he looked much better pre-facial tattoos, dude is still fine to me. *kanye shrug*

Sunday, May 25, 2014

Check your bride price

LMAO, one of my friends just posted this on her fb page. Of course i just had to indulge and see what kind of numbers we're dealing with.








I didn't do too bad at all lol. Americana tins

Go ahead and check and see what your bride price should be. And for the married among you, see if you were hoodwinked during the negotiations lol.

Saturday, May 24, 2014

KimYe Wedding

I just read that Kim and Kanye tied the knot...and Jay and Bey didn't show up lol.

Someone speculated that maybe they didn't show because they were still to embarrassed about Elevatorgate to show face publicly.

That got me to thinking...what if that who debacle was a publicity stunt that they planned just so that they could get out of having to go to Kim and Kanye's wedding?!?

The very idea has me rolling.

Tuesday, May 20, 2014

May has been a pretty rough month

I've recently come to a very important conclusion about myself. I realized that i don't really care so much that a person talks shit about me...so much as i feel like who the fuck do you think you are that you feel like you are even worth mentioning my name, even if it is surrounded by hate, lies and/or bs. #ImConceited #IGotAReason




Um...Passive-Aggressive Flirt #1 kinda sorta visited me here in GA recently. Nothing happened lol. Although, i'm fairly positive that if I had allowed it, something could/would have happened. But I am a good girl. I chose to behave myself.

Someone tried to insult me by basically saying i wasn't as big of a ho as she is. I'm still trying to piece together exactly how that was an insult to me LOL. Bitches People are crazy.

My laptop is done for. I don't know what I did to it but it is just falling apart. Time to start moving some files to my tablet i guess.

Us, back in 07
The other day I cried my eyes out. Cried so hard that I gave myself a full-blown migraine. Sometimes you just gotta let it out. I lost a good friend. Had i known that less than 24hrs after the last time we spoke, he'd be gone...there's so much more i would've said. And whats so crazy is that I didn't find out until about a month later...and almost every day during that month i kept saying to myself: man i need to call/text T. SMH. It took me a while to accept it, and I think finally i have. Rest in Peace, T. Thank you for being a friend.

Friday, May 16, 2014

What I like about you

Would you judge me if i walked down the aisle at wedding to this song:
Cuz i can totally see that happening!

I saw this on facebook and thought i'd post it here. Go ahead, stroke my ego! lol And feel free to repost and have your ego stroked as well ;)


I didn't really have anything to say (obviously) but Toin said i had been gone too long lol.

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Doing Waaaaaaay Too Much

Ok, i'm just gonna go ahead and say it. May 1st to now has truly been on one. I have run out of fingers and toes trying to keep up with all the weddings, baby showers, bachelorette parties, and engagements that i've seen/heard about thus far. And we're not even a whole week into the month yet. I didn't even attend any of the celebrations and already i'm pooped! lol.

So let this serve as my Congrats post to everyone who starting these new chapters in life:

My favoritest Big head Ebila who graciously flooded my inbox with wedding pix (because he knew i'd whip his butt if i didn't get them post haste)

My Sorors Faith and Jessica

My bestie Antonia

My college buddies Doyin and Keonna (and Yomi and Eji who've already wed the traditional way and the white wedding is this weekend coming)

And anybody else thats out celebrating some life changes, congrats to you as well.

#EverybodyGyrate
#Gy-Gy-Gyrate