Monday, April 28, 2014

Weekend misadventures


I went out for FroYo* on Thursday.  I accidentally topped my frozen yogurt with what i thought was reeses peanut butter cups...but it was really something else. I still don't know what. It was awful. I couldn't even finish the frozen yogurt because the mystery topping just tasted so awful. Just terrible :(

*FroYo= Frozen Yogurt

On Friday i went to see Oculus. It was ok. A mix between Mirrors and The Amityville Horror. The ending was kinda boom-boom though. Since i was in the movies already, I snuck in and watched another movie too lol. Haunted House 2. It was just as awful as its prequel. SMH. Poor Marlon Wayans needs to stick to working with his brothers.

Shortly after i was talked into going to a Mexican restaurant for dinner...i had to forewarn that my apartment only has one bathroom so if there is any digestive issue, folks might have to shit in the woods cuz i'm calling first dibs on the potty if need be lol. Everything worked alright though. And we even got a free dessert because it was our first time at the restaurant. #Winning

Sunday...the devil was working quadruple time to keep me from going to church. I could barely sleep saturday night. Sunday morning it took everything in me to drag myself outta bed. Then i noticed my toes weren't done so i had to find some nail polish. Then the strap on my dress broke as soon as i got in the car. Then i couldn't find any place to park. It was crazy. But i made it...and on time too. Imagine that lol.

Have a good week everybody :)

Monday, April 21, 2014

I know i say this

every time i get my hair done...but i cut my hair. Like, forreal this time. Its not "super short" but its the shortest its ever been in my entire life. And to be honest with you, i'm so over it. But my stylist will kill me if i go back in there talking about braid my hair or any such thing. She actually told me so lol.
no more "long hair don't care" for me

Whats sad is my hair grew so much from leaving it in the braids. Which is crazy cuz i only had 'em in for like 6 weeks. Oh well. "Its only hair, it'll grow back" so they say. I don't really believe that crap but we'll see lol.

So, how was everyone's Easter? I trust we all attended a nice church service...or spent time with the Easter Bunny devouring copious amounts of chocolate and jelly beans and whatever is else is customary in an Easter basket. Well whatever you did, i hope you all had a marvelous time :)

Ciao (for now)

Thursday, April 10, 2014

I'm Angry!

I've not been keeping up with this Mary Mary cheating scandal that's been going on with Tina and Teddy but a friend of mine just happened to post this video the other day and DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!

I was sitting here watching and felt that lone thug tear drop from my eye and roll down my cheek. I don't feel your pain Tina, but i FEEL your pain. It's one thing for it to have been one affair...which still isn't acceptable but ya know, but to be having multiple affairs and whatever else while homegirl is out bringing home the income and putting her career on pause to cater to you and that flock of kids she popped out for you. Bruh. SMH. My first question was, they got 50'leven kids, when in the world did he find the time to be having a 101 dalmatians affairs in the first place?!? And then on top of that, if you were gonna fess up to the nonsense, why not just drop the bomb all at once and let the chips fall? Why drag it out over months and months months so she can keep reliving the hurt with and added scoop on top each time? I swear, men can be just.... blech!

Monday, April 7, 2014

Would you do it?


Personally speaking, i'd slap ANYBODY for that kind of money. Anybody, ya hear me! That includes you and ya momma and ya granny and ya favorite aunty, your 3 yr old nephew...ANY MOTHALUVIN BODY can catch these hands for that kind of money! My Ex...shiiiiit, i'd slap that fool for free.

Who comes up with these things? LOL

Disclaimer: Since there is no clause saying i have to hurt the person i slap, i would definitely slap very gently :)

Sub-disclaimer: i would not be slapping anyone who will retaliate with deadly force. 10mil is not worth THAT much!

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Don't judge me, but i have a question...

What would you do if you think (or know) that you saw someone you know in an...um...adult video? Would you say something to the person? Would you tell anyone else? What if it was something, like, REALLY off the wall...like something fetishy or illegal? Would you still keep it to yourself that you saw the person? Would you be able to face them and still keep it a secret?

I'm just asking...for a friend. Yeah, for a friend. You all know i don't engage in such behaviors, right? Right!



Sidenote: So i was walking out of my office to go to lunch yesterday and my foot slipped out of my shoe. I kid you not, i thought i was gonna die! Don't even ask. All i know is i turned, felt my heel come flying outta the back of my shoe and the next thing you know my life was flashing before my eyes. So dramatic, I know lol!

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Who had the best week ever?


This chick did!!!

I spent almost a whole week away from work...at a conference...in Atlanta...at The Sheraton. Meeting cool people, getting free stuff, and goofing off (among other things that i'm not at liberty to share lol). All while getting paid to do so.

SCORE!

The downside: i missed a ridiculous number of phone calls and emails while i was gone. Like, a seriously ridiculous amount, which is making my return to work a complete pain in the arse. Not to mention our students are on spring break this week and a lot of the faculty and staff have taken the week off too so its super slow and dull around here.

But its allllllllllllll good.

*ETA: I think maybe Sisi Yemmie and Bobo Yomi are having better week than me lol. Congrats luv birds. We expect plenty pics now that you've won this Big Nigerian Wedding! :)