Monday, April 7, 2014

Would you do it?


Personally speaking, i'd slap ANYBODY for that kind of money. Anybody, ya hear me! That includes you and ya momma and ya granny and ya favorite aunty, your 3 yr old nephew...ANY MOTHALUVIN BODY can catch these hands for that kind of money! My Ex...shiiiiit, i'd slap that fool for free.

Who comes up with these things? LOL

Disclaimer: Since there is no clause saying i have to hurt the person i slap, i would definitely slap very gently :)

Sub-disclaimer: i would not be slapping anyone who will retaliate with deadly force. 10mil is not worth THAT much!

10 comments:

  1. Lmao.. can't stop laughing. Heck! Even the current bobo wouldn't mind being slapped. Him sef go chop the money with you. Lol

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    1. exactly lol. i'd hope anybody i date would be smart enough to be a team player. 10mil, we'd never have to work again for the rest of our lives if we didn't want to.

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  2. Would you please ask the right questions like what is your account number and when would you be free to conduct the laying on of hands. THEM's the questions I want to be answering.

    "ANY MOTHALUVIN BODY can catch these hands for that kind of money! My Ex...shiiiiit, i'd slap that fool for free." <----I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. Hahahahaha. i am just the messenger. Once i find the person willing to pay the money i'll be sure to let a select few in on the deal.

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  3. Oh Man! I have no doubt in my mind whatsoever that I would shamelessly slap him so fast and so hard he would pick up an eyeball in China.

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    1. lmao. ah man, at least i was going to be gentle. But for 10mil, i could injure and maim as well.

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  4. Plus deadly retaliation, I will still sound. I will sound so hard that as I hit you, the ear drums be working off the next ear to redemption

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