Friday, February 21, 2014

Things I've Learned from Tumblr

  1. I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. So many posts...speaking my entire mind...on every topic/subject imaginable.
  2. The world is full of beautiful people. When God was passing out good looks, I must've been somewhere stuffing myself with chocolate chip cookies...peanut butter chocolate chip cookies...from Braum's. Totally worth it though if that's where i really was lol.
  3. Some men and white folks have not an ounce of act right. 
  4. I love black love
  5. I'm freakin old. I can't tell you how many posts about things from my childhood (or even my teen years) that are filled with what is that comments. Sigh.
Have a good weekend people.

Monday, February 17, 2014

Love, laughs, and disappointment

How fucking stupid do you have to be. How in the hell can you convict a man of attempted murder for shooting at a bunch of unarmed children but then say you can't decide if he's guilty of murdering the one person that actually got killed in said shooting. What the ENTIRE fuck Florida? Again with this shit. No justice for black boys in that state. SMH. I guess i do take some solace in the fact that the shit stain of a man is at least going to jail for what is likely to be the rest of his life. But damn. This doesn't even make sense. Forget from a legal standpoint, from a common sense standpoint. I swear, i knew...ever since the first time i set foot in that state...full of fucking idiots.


I hope you all had a good Valentine's Day. I did not. But thats ok. I did bake cookies for my co-workers. And i got some chocolates and some other nonsense from a "secret valentine". A particular blogger shared some good news with me. And another particular blogger decided to be a doo-doo head. But they know themselves. No need to name names :)

In the spirit of Valentine's Day and all things lovey-dovey, one of my soon-to-be-married friends posted this link on their fb. I read it and love it because its pretty much everything i've thought before. Go take a look.

Have ya'll seen this video? It's been all over my fb for the past few days. Had me ROLLING! Whats even more funny is that the dad looks just like one of my uncles lol. That would've really been hilarious.

Friday, February 14, 2014

Happy Valentine's Day (-___-)

just kidding not really

You know the drill by now around here for Valentine's Day!

Happy Valentine's Day folks. Have fun, be safe, and pass one of these greetings to your sweety if you forgot to buy them a gift :)

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

The silver lining to my cloud

But at least i have the day off from work to enjoy sulk get over it. #KanyeShrug

Monday, February 10, 2014

Its a privilege, not a right


I don't know what causes people to be so reckless. So selfish. So stupid.

Just like that, because of one person's stupid decision to drive drunk, 5 lives lost.

This past weekend, one of the fraternities on my (former) yard lost 4 of their undergraduate members in a car accident. Some somebody thought it would be a great idea to drive drunk and ended up driving the wrong way on the interstate and crashed head-on into these 4 young men. All of whom, the drunk driver included) died at the scene. These kids were all 20 and 21 years old. Just driving down the street, minding their own business.

I just can't.

RIP to Jobin Joy Kuriakose, Ankeet Harshad Patel, Dammie Yesudhas, and Imtiyaz Ilias

Friday, February 7, 2014

Getting Old

How did i know i was getting old?

Out of nowhere, HGTV is hands down my favorite channel. Property Virgins, House Hunters, House Hunters International, and on occasion Property Brothers are among my top 5 favorite shows.

My other favorite show is Big Bang Theory. This is literally all i watch lol.

My day will complete when they do House Hunters International in Nigeria. It will either be tragically sad or delightfully hilarious. I can already imagine.

Wednesday, February 5, 2014


I really think i have this...or some kind of mild case of it. Because i'm seriously ready to crack someone's damn skull in here. All this freaking noise and for what? woooooooo-saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. I'm bout to file a freaking ADA claim to get these people to move my office. This is ridiculous.

Misophonia- hatred of sound

Tuesday, February 4, 2014


One of the coaches walked into my office to ask the other coach a question. He was eating a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup at the time. Instantly my brain played out several violent scenarios that all ended with me triumphantly eating his Reese's Peanut Butter Cup! Clearly i'm at that point in my cycle. The desire for chocolate should not cause one to have homicidal thoughts...on a regular day at least.

In some not so TMI news, on my way home from work yesterday, i saw some man selling 800 thread count Queen sized Egyptian Cotton sheet sets on the street corner for $20 a piece. In the store, that would easily go for upwards of $200. SMH. Hustle tinz. I wonder what truck those sheets fell off the back of.

Then while i was waiting for my food at pizza hut, i saw this lil old white man sitting in the corner singing along to Drake's Hold on We're Going Home. And when that went off and Mary J. Blige's Everything came on, he was REALLY in his zone.

Monday, February 3, 2014

Father Time

For pete's sake, is it really monday already?!? feels like a split second ago it was Friday. Ugh. I need to learn to sit put on the weekends. All this running around is just draining me of my down time!

The weekend zoomed by, but somehow it feels like I haven't been to work in ages. I don't know what that's about.

One period of time that decided to drag its feet was January. Thank GOD  that it's finally February. Holy smokes. I know by December i'll be shouting where did 2014 go but damn. Did January take forever to be over or what?!?

The other day my entire dream was in Igbo, Yoruba and Pidgin. Apparently Dream Lady Ngo is waaaaaaay more Naija than regular Lady Ngo.

Valentine's day is in less than 2 weeks. What are you getting me?!?