Sunday night phone conversation:
Him: what are you doing?
Me: straightening up my apartment a little.
Him: You know you not supposed to be doing that right?!?
Me: What? Why not?
Him: Its in the bible some place. I don't know what it says exactly but i know you ain't supposed to do that.
Me: *gives phone the most epic of straight faces* You mean that i'm supposed to keep the Sabbath holy?
Him: I dunno what they call or whatever, i just know its in there.
Me: I just freaking told you tho.
Him: Well whatever it is, i know you not supposed to be doing that on Sunday.
Me: You mean to tell me, that you got the nerve to say that i need to come to your church and come with you to Bible study and you don't even know what the Sabbath is or where in the Bible it tells you to keep it holy?!? You good bruh!