Thursday, November 28, 2013

Happy Happy Turkey Day

Hope all of you that it applies to have a fantabulous Thanksgiving. Those of you traveling, please be safe.

I personally have been watching Addams Family Values for the past week just for this one scene lol:

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Bible Study

Sunday night phone conversation:

Him: what are you doing?
Me: straightening up my apartment a little.
Him: You know you not supposed to be doing that right?!?
Me: What? Why not?
Him: Its in the bible some place. I don't know what it says exactly but i know you ain't supposed to do that.
Me: *gives phone the most epic of straight faces* You mean that i'm supposed to keep the Sabbath holy?
Him: I dunno what they call or whatever, i just know its in there.
Me: I just freaking told you tho.
Him: Well whatever it is, i know you not supposed to be doing that on Sunday.
Me: You mean to tell me, that you got the nerve to say that i need to come to your church and come with you to Bible study and you don't even know what the Sabbath is or where in the Bible it tells you to keep it holy?!? You good bruh!

Monday, November 25, 2013

Being a Bad Girl On The Clock

Since Toin and ThisLagosGirl are doing amebor tinz, i guess i can divulge a lil bit.

ThisLagosGirl asked first, so i'll start with how to go on a date while at work.

It all started one lovely Tuesday morning. I had been having issue with my computer for the past few days so i really was in no rush to check it (and be disappointed again). Instead i did some work by hand. When i finally did check, i had an email asking for my assistance with something in a different office. The email was from the night before. And by now i had already been at work for like 2 hours lol. So i high-tailed it across campus only to find out that my services were not required at the moment. So i told them i would head back to my office and that they should call me if they need me to come back up. Instead of going straight back to my own desk, i decided to visit another colleague of mine who works down the hall from there. We got to talking and after chatting for a brief moment the following ensues:
Me: Well, i told them to call me if they need my help so i guess i better head back to my office...
Him: Its almost noon, they are probably gonna need you soon anyway. Doesn't make sense for you to go all the way back down to your office. You might as well stay here.
Me: How am i gonna know if she needs me though? I didn't forward my phone before i left.
Him: Don't worry about it, i gotta run over there right quick anyway. I'll tell them you're in here helping me with something.
Me: *exceptionally long pause* oooookay
A few minutes pass...
Him: ok, i told them to call here if they need you.
Me: What are you working on?
Him: A press release. But you can go on ahead and shut the door and hit the lights and pull a chair up over here...
Me: *complete look of bewilderment*
He pulls out a handful of DVDs and says-
Him: which one of these movies do you wanna watch?
For the record, i did help him with the press release so at the end of the day can't nobody say i wasn't "working" lol. But yeah, that- in a nutshell- is how you go on a date at work. Attempt at your own risk. I cannot guarantee that your boss will approve, that your co-worker won't turn out to be lecherous (mine was a perfect gentleman unfortunately), or that you won't get caught. I personally think i raised a few eyebrows when i finally left dude's office lol.

I'll get to the messiness/bad girl tinz soon Toin ;)

Thursday, November 21, 2013

I'm just talkin

I heard my boss cuss for the first time yesterday. That was kinda awesome lol.

That song The Worst by Jhene, i LOVE the lyrics. But the song is garbage. How is that even possible? I've never really liked Jhene anyway. That might have something to do with it lol. She killed that last verse tho.

What the hell is wrong with Kanye West? The Bound 2 crap is CRAP. I made it about 1 minute and half into the video before i gave up. This is what happens when you play with those Kardashian chicks.

Theres no way you can sing Love On Top without doing a full out performance. And i don't even like Beyonce. But when that comes on you'd think someone just proposed to me lol. Same goes for No One Gonna Love You by Jennifer Hudson.

That co-worker of mine who is playin this No Shave November nonsense...he's looking mighty fine with that damn beard. *covers face* According to him i'm the only one who likes it tho. And he has the most beautiful deep blue eyes i think i've ever seen. The things you notice when somebody starts lookin good, smh.

It is bad that i'm legitimately upset when i go to a meeting at 11am and don't get fed? Like its lunch time almost. Why can't i get a plate.

Someone should explain how i managed to go on a date AT WORK. LOL. I swear i love my job. There's always so much shenanigans going on here.

I've been messy as hell lately. I won't get into details but...yeah. Bad bad bad Lady Ngo!

Monday, November 18, 2013

I think i have a superpower

Every time i say someone needs to get married, someone i know ends up getting that same day.

So if you are waiting for your boo to go to Jared so your Kiss can begin with Kay, holla at me. I can hook you up.

For a small fee.

Saturday, November 16, 2013

This is what happens when you give people choices

Ella: What do you want for Christmas?
El: A galaxy tab or PS4
Ella: Nigga Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!? (o_O)
El: you asked, i told you
Ella (to herself): this mofo crazy!
Ella (out loud): I guess we'll be hitting those black friday sales hard!

Friday, November 15, 2013

I had a dream

...a vision of sorts.

I was spending a holiday with one bobo and his family. And in the middle of dinner, he dropped to one knee and proposed. Like seriously bruh? You're proposing to me? Right now? In front of all your people? When 5 minutes ago you weren't even sure you wanted to be my boyfriend?

And i just sat there. like a deer in headlights. What in the world was I supposed to do?

If i say nigga are you crazy, i'm gonna look...heartless. If i don't say anything, i'm gonna look heartless. If i run for the damn hills and never look back, i'm gonna look heartless.

So i said yes.

And this is how i came to the conclusion that if ever someone decides to surprisingly pop the question, i'd probably say yes then spend a significant amount of private time trying to figure out how the hell to get out of it.

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

The upside to a three-day (or any extended) you get all them days off.

The downside to a three-day weekend is trying to get yourself back in the swing of things when you do have to go back to work.

I'm fighting a losing battle today. And to make matters even worse, starting to day off with freakin drama before 7am. Never cool.

And its 1pm, and I haven't even gone for lunch yet. I think i'm going to take my lunch break at 3:30 and just go home early.

I'm so over it today lol.

You asked, I answered 2.0

Hola folks. I actually had a crazy hectic weekend, which involved working on saturday, houseguests, and drama. But since you all were so kind as to indulge me with the questions, its only right I provide the answers ;)

For Chuwechuwe:
150 Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? 29 He answered and said , "I will not " but afterward he regretted it and went.
148. What’s your favourite quote?  i don't think i have one anymore lol
135. Dumbest lie you ever told? Um, when i was about 12, we all went through this phase of lying about being "experienced". Please don't even ask me why because no one was even thinking about attempting to do anything back then. Crazy youthful shenanigans. 
63. Ever been in love? Yup. Its sux.
43. Do you smile at strangers? I do the polite hello smile and head nod when i deem it necessary or when i make the mistake of making eye contact lol.

For Sugabelly:

105. Ever been to a bonfire party? No but i've always kinda wanted to. A nice night-time bonfire on the beach. *adds that to the bucket list*
128. Would you change your name? There was this one time in kindergarten when me and this other little girl switched names for like a week because i thought Jenna was infinitely better sounding than Jennifer. but other than that- nope. I suppose eventually my last name will change but that's about it.

For African Fashion:

6. What kind of people are you attracted to? all kinds honestly, i have so many different types of friends, fam, love interests, etc. Im like a jack of all "types" and master of none lol.
20. Do you like your neighbors? Nope, especially not the ones above me lol. They are just as rude and inconsiderate as they wanna be.
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? Most everyone i have had some type of romantic entanglement has regrets about ending things or the way things ended.

For Okeoghene:
17. Do you think there is life on other planets? I think its possible. I mean we are only one planet in one galaxy in one universe.
24. Favorite part of your daily routine? Looking at the clock and seeing that its time to go home lol.
37. What do you say during awkward silences? Usually something stupid
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? I wish i could see the world through rose-tinted glasses
55. Favourite blog? depends on my mood *see trick question lol*
67. Facebook or Twitter? facebook
78. Favourite ice cream flavour? somewhere between mint chocolate chip, chocolate fudge brownie, and my chocolate ice cream with brownie bites and peanut butter sauce that i make at the froyo spot lol.
95. Last movie you watched? I just finished watching Last House on the Left before i started answering these questions
127. What makes you happy? Good conversation (among other things)

For Anonymous:
76. What colour is your underwear? They are white with pink and blue designs

For Activeghman:
18. Do you still talk to your first crush? I'm not even positive i know who my first crush was lol
23. Do you have trust issues? I don't have trust issues, i just don't trust people. I think trusting people is probably the most idiotic thing a person can do. The only thing i trust people to do is disappoint. LOL, thats sounds bitter as hayle but what can ya do?
63. already answered this
64.Tell us the story of your first kiss? I don't remember all the details but it was with an older boy named Henry at the after-school program i used to go to when i was a little kid. I think he was just getting close to me because he liked my older sister but there it is lol.

Friday, November 8, 2013

I want to share with you

We've done this once before. But there's no harm in doing it again. Plus these are all new questions. And i have a 3 day weekend and need distractions so i don't eat myself out of house and home due to boredom. So please, ask away.

By "ask", i mean leave the numbers of the questions you want me to answer in the comment box.

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
2. Are you outgoing or shy?
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
4. Are you easy to get along with?
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
15. What good thing happened this summer?
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
19. Do you like bubble baths?
20. Do you like your neighbors?
21. What are you bad habits?
22. Where would you like to travel?
23. Do you have trust issues?
24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
26. What do you do when you wake up?
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
28. Who are you most comfortable around?
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
30. Do you ever want to get married?
31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
33. Spell your name with your chin.
34. Do you play sports? What sports?
35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
37. What do you say during awkward silences?
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
40. What do you want to do after high school?
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
43. Do you smile at strangers?
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
46. What are you paranoid about?
47. Have you ever been high?
48. Have you ever been drunk?
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
51. Ever wished you were someone else?
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
53. Favourite makeup brand?
54. Favourite store?
55. Favourite blog?
56. Favourite colour?
57. Favourite food? 
58. Last thing you ate?
59. First thing you ate this morning?
60. Ever won a competition? For what?
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
62. Been arrested? For what?
63. Ever been in love? 
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
65. Are you hungry right now?
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
67. Facebook or Twitter?
68. Twitter or Tumblr?
69. Are you watching tv right now?
70. Names of your bestfriends? 
71. Craving something? What?
72. What colour are your towels?
72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
75. Favourite animal?
76. What colour is your underwear?
77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
80. What colour pants?
81. Favourite tv show?
82. Favourite movie?
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
87. First person you talked to today?
88. Last person you talked to today?
89. Name a person you hate?
90. Name a person you love?
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
92. In a fight with someone?
93. How many sweatpants do you have?
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
95. Last movie you watched?
96. Favourite actress?
97. Favourite actor?
98. Do you tan a lot?
99. Have any pets?
100. How are you feeling?
101. Do you type fast?
102. Do you regret anything from your past?
103. Can you spell well?
104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
107. Have you ever been on a horse?
108. What should you be doing?
109. Is something irritating you right now?
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
111. Do you have trust issues?
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
113. What was your childhood nickname?
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
115. Do you play the Wii?
116. Are you listening to music right now?
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
118. Do you like Chinese food?
119. Favourite book?
120. Are you afraid of the dark?
121. Are you mean?
122. Is cheating ever okay?
123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
125. Do you believe in true love?
126. Are you currently bored?
127. What makes you happy?
128. Would you change your name?
129. What your zodiac sign?
130. Do you like subway?
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
133. Favourite lyrics right now?
134. Can you count to one million?
135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
137. How tall are you?
138. Curly or Straight hair?
139. Brunette or Blonde?
140. Summer or Winter?
141. Night or Day?
142. Favourite month?
143. Are you a vegetarian?
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
145. Tea or Coffee?
146. Was today a good day?
147. Mars or Snickers?
148. What’s your favourite quote?
149. Do you believe in ghosts?
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?

Monday, November 4, 2013

No Shave November

On friday, one of my co-workers came in looking a little...scruffy. I asked what was up with his face. He said he hadn't shaved that morning because it's officially "No Shave November".

I told him, please don't do that!

But then i thought about it, and i said: you know what, if not shaving makes you happy then you go right ahead!

I saw him Sunday at church and his face was clean shaven lol.

I asked what happened. He said, he forgot not to shave.


PS. I wonder how men would feel if the women-folk participated in this no shave november nonsense.

PPS: this past sunday was also the first time i've ever worn pants (as in trousers, not pata lol) to my entire life. Felt weird.

PPPS: I was on the radio on thursday. Celeb status. lol.