Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Not so desperately seeking

Because its never too early to start prepping for Cuffing Season...
The hiring process is as follows-

Step 1: Fill out and return the preliminary application.
Step 2: Your preliminary application will be reviewed by HR. If you meet the basic qualifications, you will be invited to fill out the official application.

Step 3: If you are contacted by HR to continue on with the hiring process and are still interested in one of our open positions, please fill out and return the following application
Step 4: Upon receipt, your official cuddle buddy application will be forwarded to the hiring manager for review. If we feel that your qualifications match our needs, the hiring manager will contact you to set up an in person interview. Please be prepared to provide at least 3 references that are familiar with your cuddling abilities. You will also be expected to complete an aptitude test to further evaluate your ability to perform the duties required for the position.

Step 5: If hired, compensation and benefits will be thoroughly discussed and agreed upon prior to your official start date.

Thank you for your interest in being Lady Ngo's cuddle buddy. Best of luck!

5 comments:

  1. Lord! Got me laffing...plus the linked post.

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  2. LMAOOOOOO. Too funny. The process ehn..

    I changed my blog url to www.lilyveejohnson.blogspot.com. Thanks.

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