You know what makes me laugh? When i hear dudes talk that nonsense about how they want a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets. Oh, you poor misguided fools. LOL. I remember a little while back one of the blogs i follow (written by a delusional man of course) did a post about how they don't understand why ladies like to hold back in the bed and how men want nothing more than for their women to let their inner freak out. I read it and all i could think was LIES LIES LIES.
Aside from the fact that "freak" is a LARGELY subjective phrase, most men don't actually want a freak. They just want a chick that likes (or is at least willing) to do the things that they want to do. Honestly, what really boils down too is that most men aren't even freaks themselves (sans those individuals that are into that extreme fetishy type stuff).
I can assure you that if ya chick tells you that she wants to shove her 11in battery-operated-boyfriend up your rectum, then pull it out and shove it down your throat while she takes a dump on your chest, you would be none too pleased. I'm just sayin.
Moral of the story: Its the weekend and some of ya'll will be out looking for that lil freak...be careful what you wish for.
Disclaimer: i don't know any of this stuff from personal experience *adjusts halo and walks out*