Friday, March 22, 2013

Freaky Friday

You know what makes me laugh? When i hear dudes talk that nonsense about how they want a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets. Oh, you poor misguided fools. LOL. I remember a little while back one of the blogs i follow (written by a delusional man of course) did a post about how they don't understand why ladies like to hold back in the bed and how men want nothing more than for their women to let their inner freak out. I read it and all i could think was LIES LIES LIES.

Aside from the fact that "freak" is a LARGELY subjective phrase, most men don't actually want a freak. They just want a chick that likes (or is at least willing) to do the things that they want to do. Honestly, what really boils down too is that most men aren't even freaks themselves (sans those individuals that are into that extreme fetishy type stuff).

I can assure you that if ya chick tells you that she wants to shove her 11in battery-operated-boyfriend up your rectum, then pull it out and shove it down your throat while she takes a dump on your chest, you would be none too pleased. I'm just sayin.

Moral of the story: Its the weekend and some of ya'll will be out looking for that lil freak...be careful what you wish for.


Disclaimer: i don't know any of this stuff from personal experience *adjusts halo and walks out*

16 comments:

  1. Ha! How did you come up with that scenario, lol...freaky freaky...

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    1. Just my overactive imagination lol

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  2. LOL. That was funny. Thanks for erm... sharing and bringing laughs to a depressing day. All I read was gloom, gloom, gloom until I got to your page. And yeah that scenario is pretty freaky. Over to the guys...let's see how they like it! Don't mind them jare. The myth is their excuse for wanting a girl to give it up, and fast. girls shouldn't fall for that trick unless they really want to;)

    That halo is 'well adjusted' BTW:)

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    1. That's every shy freak's ace in the hole. Let the guy think he tricked you into doing something freaky so little by little they can let their real freak out *looks up to make sure the halo is still in place* lol

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  3. I want a lady in the streets and Lady Ngo in the sheets

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    1. so...you're saying...that you want me? Cuz i'm definitely a (bougie/classy) lady in the streets. No comment as to what i am in the sheets.

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  4. "Aside from the fact that "freak" is a LARGELY subjective phrase, most men don't actually want a freak. They just want a chick that likes (or is at least willing) to do the things that they want to do. Honestly, what really boils down too is that most men aren't even freaks themselves (sans those individuals that are into that extreme fetishy type stuff)."

    Could not agree more

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    1. men have seriously deceived themselves over the years lol

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  5. Lmaooo. Hi5 girl but darn, that's some freaky ish

    I'm liking the new page look :)

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    1. You like? I've been fiddling around the past couple of days trying to find a layout i like. I'm not sure about this one but we'll see how it goes for a while

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  6. Love this post! You shoulda made it longer 'cause everything in it is THE TRUTH.

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    1. Girl, i could write a whole novel about this. I really should've majored in women's studies or something. I'd probably be famous by now lol

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  7. Freak in the sheets ni, freak in the sheets ko. Remember the numbers question? a freak in bed is someone experienced through having too many partners. So girlfriend tone that freak down. Act virginal.
    Borrow lady Ngo's halo lol.

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    1. as long as u return the halo when you're done lol

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  8. Girl you are soooo right! You can't do half the "ish" they want to do to you TO THEM! Women are always under so much pressure to perform, look fine, and have the latest gear. Ugh.

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    1. That's what i'm saying girl! Dudes are real open, "freaky" etc when they aren't on the receiving end of things. And people wonder why i be on that hetero-pillow princess steez.

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