Monday, May 21, 2012

Oh Me, Oh My!

Hello everyone! I hope your monday is off to a wonderful start. The reason i am is here to make an announcement. It is with great pride and happy nether regions that i announce that sexy D'angelo is back! 
June 2012 issue of GQ magazine
Considering his brief, unfortunate stint with complete unattractiveness (which should be against the damn law, btw) i am happy to see him looking sexy again. I mean honestly, he was decent looking back in the days of Me and Those Dreamin Eyes of Mine, Brown Sugar (it was years before i realized the song was about drugs and not sex lol) and Lady, but he set the whole damn block on fire with the Voodoo album and everyone's favorite: Untitled...



So you can imagine a sistah's disappointment when he went from the toe-curling, is it hot in here or is it just me, Lord please forgive these lustful thoughts inducing buffet of sexual chocolate you see above to:
this...

So yes, now that he's sexy again, i'm a happy camper! :)


In other unrelated oh me, oh my news... Last night i was reading a random blog and i saw a comment by a young lady i know very well in real life...and ah man, it totally ruined my night. LOL. Over there talking about possible 3-somes, swallowing babies, her lack of a gag reflex, and other creative ways that she slobs the knob. I read it and literally covered my eyes and shouted Oh Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! *Yes it was that many o's...i counted* I had to get up and walk away from my computer. Ugh. I mean yeah, we all grown and i ain't throwing salt in anybody's game. Get it how you live boo. But ugh...there is something just so...NO... about talking about your sexual proclivities with the whole damn world. She didn't use her real name, she used a pseudonym (one that those of us that know her, know) BUT that was her real damn face staring back at me next to the comment. 

IDK man!


11 comments:

  1. *smh* You're at it again with these your 'sexy men' issue right?

    But damn,how did he manage to get so out of shape? It's good he's back though.

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    1. something about being on drugs and whatever else.

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  2. Lmao at 'happy nether region'. #MadeaVoice: Hallerluyeahrrrrrr!!! D'Angelo with his fine ass...Sigh...I am happy he is back too. That fattie picture was a "oh hell no!" moment in all our lives. Praise God that's over. Lmao at your freak-a-lick friend. I will suggest a balaclava for her blog pictures in the future so as to avoid scarring people that know her. Have a lovely week!

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    1. LOL at this entire reply. you have a great week too hun!

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  3. D'Angelo (in his prime) was the poster child for all that's beautiful about a fine black man *sigh*
    Glad he's back
    Re: your friend...I dont think she is blogging for blogging sake...she might be seeking interested partners...

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    1. Nah she's not. She has this complicated situation with this dude. Its been going on for YEARS. And i figured she was doin all sorts of "out-of-character" things for him but i just didnt think it was like THAT...and i certainly didn't think she'd share so willingly.

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  4. Well, hello there D'angelo *fans self*

    Your friend tho *cough*

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    1. fan? i had to take a cold shower! lol

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  5. He's looking real yummy in that new photo, as for that video, ahem!

    Don't tell me you're a prude eh Ngo? LOL...

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    1. that video>>>>>

      Hmmm, i might have to get into this prude thing tomorrow. Its been something that has been plaguing me for years now

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  6. Your chick is on Her Yolo status. I have no questions

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