Thursday, May 31, 2012

Its here



The muthaluvin zombie apocalypse is upon us. Hope you all have a game plan! Between naked dudes eatin other naked dudes faces off, dudes serving up french fried penis, mothers eating their babies, and dudes cutting out their intestines and throwin it at the police...its only a matter time. Screw it, the time is already here. Best of luck to you all. I would lend you a copy of my zombie survival guide but...its survival of the fittest out here and i can't be equaling the playing field!

8 comments:

  1. Hahahahahaha Even though the situation is not funny,the way you relayed it actually is.It was a gruesome sight,the naked guy eating the other naked guy.What the hell were they doing naked and was the other guy high too? Or how come he allowed the guy chew on his face.Damn! *shivers*

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    1. @A-9ja-Great, same question I asked myself when I saw the pictures. What were they doing naked?! the time is really here like you said lady Ngo!

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    2. Whats really crazy is that in the past 24 hours i've heard at least 3 other recent "zombie" stories. Its not a game out here man...

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  2. eeessshhhhh! That was something out of 'the walking dead'. If that guy (the chewee) survives what the 'chewer' did to him, would he get to lead a normal life again?
    lots of questions around that story. Why didnt the chewee fight off the chewer or was he unconscious or something? and was the chewer that hungry that he had to eat another human being raw? *shudders* Tufiakwa!!!!!!

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    1. Idk man, ish is getting real out here!

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  3. lol. If one hadnt seen the news..shivers. Those guys were tripping on LSD!!!Ara na asusu Igbo. Its the kind of trippin that makes two friends walk to the top of empire state building and say, 'lets jump and see who gets to the ground first' o__0

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  4. I think i have seen it all. End times #shudders

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  5. Link to other zombie stories

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