they're fluffy and make great pillows...
they're filled with food....
Well in this particular case, the baby can ask for boobs that actually belong to him!!! So here's my story:
I went to a baby shower (yes another one) this past weekend and like half the people there have babies already. I went to hold baby Savant (who is such a lil cutie, btw) now that he's big enough for me not to be terrified of holding him. The first thing lil man zones in on were the girls. And maybe it was my own fault for rockin a v-neck in conjunction with having a decent size set of twins...but that's beside the point.
Anyway, he's just staring at em, and droolin...and the next thing i know he just grabbed one and started caressing...as if he was a full grown man. Where the hell did he learn that from?!? Anywho, then he starts lickin his lil lips and makes a motion for them. I had to stop him and say, no buddy those are not for you! There's no food in there anyway lol. And do you know what this lil boy did??? He slapped me!!!
Hot mutha-effin mess! Babies and their boobies obsession. I can just imagine what goes through their little minds when they find out their access to the teet will one day be cut off....
Have a great week everyone!
PS: while we're on the subject of boobs-
and no, they are not porno links lol.
PPS: Totally off topic but i'm STILL waiting for someone to tell me what "African culture" is supposed to be. *angryface*