Monday, April 16, 2012

Bewbies

I'm pretty sure i was molested by a 6-month old over the weekend. Damn kids. Its not really surprising that babies are obsessed with boobs...

they're fluffy and make great pillows...

they're filled with food....

and they're not too bad to look at. what more can an infant ask for?

Well in this particular case, the baby can ask for boobs that actually belong to him!!! So here's my story:

I went to a baby shower (yes another one) this past weekend and like half the people there have babies already. I went to hold baby Savant (who is such a lil cutie, btw) now that he's big enough for me not to be terrified of holding him. The first thing lil man zones in on were the girls. And maybe it was my own fault for rockin a v-neck in conjunction with having a decent size set of twins...but that's beside the point.

Anyway, he's just staring at em, and droolin...and the next thing i know he just grabbed one and started caressing...as if he was a full grown man. Where the hell did he learn that from?!? Anywho, then he starts lickin his lil lips and makes a motion for them. I had to stop him and say, no buddy those are not for you! There's no food in there anyway lol. And do you know what this lil boy did???Futurama! He slapped me!!!
Hot mutha-effin mess! Babies and their boobies obsession. I can just imagine what goes through their little minds when they find out their access to the teet will one day be cut off....



Have a great week everyone!
♥Lady Ngo

PS: while we're on the subject of boobs-


and no, they are not porno links lol.

PPS: Totally off topic but i'm STILL waiting for someone to tell me what "African culture" is supposed to be. *angryface*

14 comments:

  1. hahahahahahahaha! you cant blame him for slapping you now, he was only trying to be nice *wink*

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. he was only being greedy- not nice lol

      Delete
  2. He darn sure molested you hahahaha

    ReplyDelete
  3. LOooll!! Don't dangle a carrot in front of a rabbit #notcool

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. hey its not my fault. its not like i can hide them lol

      Delete
  4. LOL serious stuff..I guess thats their priviledge

    ReplyDelete
  5. I blame you! haha *now, dont ask why*

    - LDP

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Now that you've said it, i have to ask why lol

      Delete
  6. Lmfaooo. This post made my night

    ReplyDelete
  7. Eheh, my favourite topic... I have one question to ask. "Have you seen a female baby fascinated by boobs before?" Cos I never see o.
    As for African culture... I have one word. Tribalism

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. i don't know why i didn't put it but i was seriously thinkin it- baby girls just do not have the boob obsession that baby boys have lol.

      As for the African culture thing- i just hate when people say something is part of African culture as if we are all just one big group of people that do everything the exact same way. forget that there are over 50 countries, each with a multitude of languages, ethnicities, customs, traditions, histories, etc.

      Delete

Feel free to share your thoughts too