Sunday, December 4, 2011

The dumbest ish ever

Me and my mom argued about this stupid commercial before lol. It just came on tv a few seconds ago so i thought i'd share:


One day me and mom dukes were watching tv and this commercial came on and the following conversation occurred:
Me: this is the dumbest commercial ever in life
Mom: lol, (yes, she really laughed) why do you say that
Me: Because it's unrealistic and that kid is probably a dope fiend anyway!
Mom: oh my goodness, how do you figure that?
Me: Well first off all, i've never gotten free food for not being a crackhead! In fact, I'm bout to start going to restaurants and having loud anti-drug conversations so i can get in on some of these free meals people seem to be giving out.
Mom: LOL
Me: And the kid obviously does drugs anyway!
Mom: how do you know that?
Me: Because he said, nah, i gotta hit the books when they offered it. Which implies that if he didn't have to study he'd be right there puff-puff-passin with them!
Mom: well maybe he just used having to study as an excuse so he doesn't look uncool.
Me: Mom...you know i've never done drugs right???
Mom: *raised eyebrow* yeah...
Me: Well every single person i used to hang out with did. And after it was established that i was not a smoker..they never asked me to smoke with them, except jokingly every once in a blue moon. See that's how i know he's a weedhead. They wouldn't have even offered it to him if he didn't already smoke with them on the regular!
Mom: hmmmm
Me: I Win!


Some other things i've noticed:

  1. Did you see how long it took dude to reply when his friends asked him to go smoke with them? That nigga was probably already high! I mean, why else would someone go to a diner?!? (j/k j/k)
  2. Did ya'll see that random white boy with them lol. Anything to try and make it "non-racist". Add a little white boy so it doesn't seem like you're trying to say only/all black kids are druggies lol

6 comments:

  1. Try watching some Nigerian ads/promo videos...you would question if the directed wasn't on some good ish to get high.

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  2. They have this all Black kids are BAD kinda thing so that white kid is just there for the sake..look @ the ratio.3 to 1 :)

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  3. LMAO... HOOOOOO LadyNgo, your deductions are killing me.

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  4. lol...I love your analysis babe...and yes! I believe you...you don't do drugs :)

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  5. @Ade Moss's Son: LOL, i've seen a couple...no comment lol

    @DIDI: i know! he seemed all out of place and everything

    @9jaFOODie: the sad thing is that i analyze almost everything like this lol

    @Vyvyka: thanx lol. "drug free is the way to be"

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  6. LMAO, this was quite hilarious. I've always thought that commercial was cute, but now every time I see it I'm gonna think about this your analysis and crack up. Hahahaha.

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