This is the "Snuggie" which im sure plenty of you are familiar with. I used to think this was one of the dumbest inventions known to mankind. I mean really, if you're cold, theres this thing called a blanket. Its worked for me for over 24 years. But no, they had to take it a step further and invent...
The "Forever Lazy" Basically a snuggie with sleeves and legs. WTF? I don't understand. Why would any self respecting adult wear this nonsense? I swear, if my bf/husband insists on walking around our house in this foolish get-up, im gonna have to insist on a divorce. This ish is not bringing sexy back at all! If you are really that cold, why can't you just wear a normal sweatsuit? What happens when you have to go to the bathroom? This just reminds me of the footie pajamas folks used to wear as kids. Not suitable for adults!
This crap...i blame the Nicki Minaj's, Buffie the Body's and other big booty heffas of the world (like myself *pow*) for this. First of all, this shit is only cute if you are skinny. Trust me, i saw the commercial. The "plus-sized" woman wearing it looked crazy...like her ass was sitting on her back. Idk, i guess the "pop" was too high up. Anywho...assuming that you are using this too boost your lack of derriere in hopes of catching that hot guys attention, what gonna happen when the pants come off? Its not like this thing is magically going to make an ass appear when it really counts! Similarly i feel i should discuss...
|The Chicken Cutlet...|
|The Water Bra...|
|and the push-up bra!|
All these are, are a pack of lies! Yeah, they make your boobies look better in that shirt/dress/bikini, but again, what happens when the clothes come off and them titties go from sittin up all perky on ya chest to dangling somewhere around your belly button? Not cute at all and downright deceitful if you ask me. Not to mention the potential embarrassment they may cause. I've seen the chicken cutlets fall out of the bikinis and the water bras bursting and causing a pool of liquid to stain your blouse making it look like you lactating...i can't really think of anything embarrassing that can happen with a push-up bra but you get my drift. *sorry if it seems i lack sympathy for the itty-bitty-titty committee...my girls have been "big" for well over a decade.*