WTF?!? Did this nigga just call me fat? Like forreal. Its too damn early in the morning for this nonsense.
Anyway...moving right along with the conversation. Eventually we get into the discussion of whether or not i've been to Naija... and we all know the answer is a resounding no. So he says: "Jenny, its quite unfair that you've not visited your own country"
First of all, i hate when people call me Jenny. Very few people can say Jenny and not sound like a creeper. And i don't effing know you. Please refer to me as Jennifer unless we are familiar and/or you have been given permission to call me something else.
Next, unfair ke? How so? It is a matter of choice and circumstance. Nothing more, nothing less. Its not that serious, especially considering i don't know you nor will me having been to Naija make me get to know you.
Last, Why does it matter to you sir? I doubt your world is gonna stop rotating if i don't go to Nigeria.
And now we come to the coup de grace- In response to this gentleman's disappointment with my content in staying in the US, i offered up my typical sarcastic reply: "well as soon as you pay for the plane ticket and arrange accommodations for me, i'll be more than happy to visit "my country". Do you know what this fool said?!?
"Is it really that big of an arrangement for you? It is not a big deal for me and I could have done it for you if we were close. or maybe youre just a destitute in America. Anyway, i was born in Moscow and now i live and do business in Nigeria. I am also a graduate of accountancy here in Nigeria and hopefully looking towards being a politician..."
HAYLE NAW! This fool did not just form as if he is a big boy, use style to insult me, and then attempt to continue conversing with me. Jesus please take the wheel!
In closing, i have no idea what this guy was trying to accomplish. If this was his idea of some preliminary toasting, he failed miserably. If he was trying to get deleted from my friends list, he has succeeded.