Tuesday, August 30, 2011
This Oliver Twist competition is serious o! I just have a question...why are so many ppl doing this thing half naked? I understand the girls because...well let me not even get started on that issue. But the guys...i've seen so many of these dudes dancing...together...in their boxers. I feel like their needs to be a no homo flashing across the screen. And this one vid in particular. I haven't been able to get past the first 45 seconds because i feel so...violated. The whole thing all u see are bouncing dicks all over the screen. Like really though, if nothing else, you're definitely not gonna win the competition. And the dudes look underage so im not trying to have ppl think im lookin at some kiddie porn or something.
Am I the only one that loves this new version of Looney Tunes?!? I thought i was gonna hate it but its freakin hilarious.
I know i said before that i had an obsession with high heel shoes. But i REALLY have an obsession with underwear lol. I got enough panties (i hate that word by the way) to last like 3 months without having to do laundry. Its crazy. There once was a point in my life where i couldn't walk past Victoria's Secret without going in and buying something. But im getting better now.
The worst way to miss someone is when they are sitting right beside you...
I hate those save the animals commercials. Of course im against animal cruelty but my goodness, if i had some extra money to throw around best believe its gonna go to helping another suffering human being. Shit, it costs $1 a day to save a dog, but only 10cents a day to save a child. If nothing else, saving a child has a greater fiscal return for my investment.
Somebody around here owes me a "sexy dude" to feed me some strawberries. You know who you are!!!
I was reading a post over at "One Foot In The Loony Bin" and it was about bird sex. And i thought to myself: "wtf, birds have sex?" So i did a google search (gotta love google) and i came across a youtube vid. Oh the horrors that mine eyes have seen!!! Bird sex turned into fish sex, which turned into kangaroo sex, which then turned into turtle sex. The turtle sex vid was by far the most traumatizing lol. You can see it here if you dare.
Ok, back to schoolwork i go!