Friday, July 15, 2011

its spreading

So i'm going to go out and buy myself a nice chastity belt because the preggers is spreading...rapidly...in my friendship circles. I now know 5 people that are pregnant...all of them due within a month of each other starting next month. And people are still insisting that i am next or somewhere in the near future... to which i reply:

HAYLE NAW...no thank you. Not right now, not anytime soon. Please give me a moment to stop being a broke ass grad student who lives with her parents and is unwed before i get hit with the preggo sauce (that sounded kinda nasty).

14 comments:

  1. hahahahha preggo sauce really sounded nasty sha! heheh

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  2. oh and btw, get ur cash ready for gifts for the 5 expecting mommas o! Lol

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  3. @Giagerry- hahaha, i knew it sounded gross but i couldn't think of anything clever to say. im operating off of like 2 hours of sleep. And yeah, i did my first round of baby-shopping yesterday and already my wallet is hurting (-_-)

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  4. GOOD ANSWER!....to look after pickin no be moi-moi o!....belly ni, belly ko!

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  5. @Chizzy- 1 is married, 1 is engaged, 2 are in relationships, and i don't know about the last one.

    @Ibhade- i know that's right! I want life to be as good as humanly possible before i even think about bringing a child into this world.

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  6. oh wow!!!!
    thats ish isnt even funny

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  7. Is that a picture of an actual product or what? This was hilarious though...

    Surely in this day and age there are sufficient defences to deploy against getting splashed with preggo sauce?

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  8. I chuckled @ "1 is married, 1 is engaged, 2 are in relationships, and i don't know about the last one"
    To think that there was once a time when no one would've thought to ask... Are we sure that pregnancy hasn't suddenly become contagious :oP

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  9. @Laurenta- well, we are all at "that age" but the fact that its happening so rapidly is scary as hell. That and its a constant reminder that im getting older. I've known at least 20 ppl that have had babies in the past 2 years

    @TheRustGreek- lol, well chastity belts are real though i doubt any actually still look like the one pic

    @Didi- hush! lol

    @Gbemisoke- I'm convinced that its something in the water, which is why i don't eat/drink at peoples houses anymore lol j/k

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  10. hahahahahahaa! I feel you, my cousin just had her baby 3 weeks ago. Both of my friends at work are 3 months apart. All my friends are talking about having kids & such & such. It's like a contagious pregnancy virus going around. Ha.
    This made me life , HARD.

    -Nequia x

    http://www.nequiaacovv.blogspot.com

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