My thoughts, my experiences, my opinions...My Story
Friday, July 15, 2011
So i'm going to go out and buy myself a nice chastity belt because the preggers is spreading...rapidly...in my friendship circles. I now know 5 people that are pregnant...all of them due within a month of each other starting next month. And people are still insisting that i am next or somewhere in the near future... to which i reply:
HAYLE NAW...no thank you. Not right now, not anytime soon. Please give me a moment to stop being a broke ass grad student who lives with her parents and is unwed before i get hit with the preggo sauce (that sounded kinda nasty).